Dear Santa, did you get my Facebook post
Of the toys and stuff I want the most?
And what about my Twitter tweet
Of all the gifts I think are sweet?
Oh Santa! Did you read my blog?
That’s the place of my running log,
Stating all the times I’ve been so damn good,
And only doing everything that I should.
Gee Santa, did you see my Instagram
My emails if they’re not flagged as spam?
Did you take a glance at YouTube too,
And all my messages that made it through?
Heyyy just gimme a minute to fret,
The North Pole may have no internet!
And now I feel all choked and bitter
Because I will have to write you a letter!
-Adelene Coelho