I’m no expert as this is my first child
Trust me the feeling is great
When I found out about it, I smiled
It really is awesome fate!
The nausea creeping in everyday
And the weird feeling behind the throat
It’s a promise they made to never go away
‘Oh what a nuisance’, I quote.
The hunger pangs I have are crazy
It’s like the baby is really very hungry
I’ve gotten, oh so, insanely lazy
I could live in a twenty-four supply food country.
With all of this come the numerous mood swings
Irritated one minute and all smiles the next
Confusion hangs on many strings
I only think, ‘oh what’s gonna come next?’
Ask anyone how has their pregnancy been
They praise it as greatly as can be
They give you such a painted scene
Beauty brag is all you can see.
The truth is always withheld by them
They do not give you the actual story
A little heads up wouldn’t condemn
Their so called high held glory.
I agree that it’s a wonderful feeling
To see your baby on the screen every month
At times I think I’m only dreaming
But the joy is a reality pinch all at once.
Expect it to be a roller coaster ride
Nine months are a mixture of emotions
Good bad and ugly, all by your side
It’s a happy dive for forty weeks into the ocean.